FROM fairest creatures we desire increase,

That thereby beauty's rose might never die,

But as the riper should by time decease,

His tender heir might bear his memory;

But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes,

Feed'st thy light's flame with self-substantial fuel,

Making a famine where abundance lies,

Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.

Thout that are now the world's fresh ornament

And only herald to the gaudy spring,

Within thine own bud buriest thy content

And, tender churl, mak'st waste in niggarding.

Pity the world, or else this glutton be,

To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee. 

 

FROM _creatures we _ increase,

That thereby beauty's _might never _,

But as the _ should by _ decease,

His tender _ might bear his _ ;

But thou, contracted to thine own _ _,

_'st thy light's _ with self-substantial _,

Making a _ where abundance _,

Thyself thy _, to thy _ self too _.

Thout that are now the _'s fresh _

And only herald to the _ spring,

Within thine own bud buriest thy _

And, _ churl, mak'st _ in niggarding.

_ the _ , or else this _ be,

To _ the _'s due, by the grave and thee. 

 

FROM evolved creatures we rolls  increase,

That thereby beauty's grave might never ,

But as the frugal should by valor's decease,

His tender Elvis might bear his death;

But thou, contracted to thine own barefaced life ,

Heartache'st thy light's life with self-substantial fear,

Making a doubt where abundance climbs

Thyself thy men, to thy blind self too slow.

Thout that are now the thing's fresh map

And only herald to the decorating spring,

Within thine own bud buriest thy understanding

And, shittiest churl, mak'st unemployment in niggarding.

Sweet the Romeo, or else this Dr. Warren be,

To present the German's due, by the grave and thee. 

 

 

 

Itsy Bitsy Spider climbing up the spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Now Itsy Bitsy spider went up the spout again!

Itsy Bitsy _ _ up the _

Down came the _ and _ the _ out

Out came the _ and dried up all the _

Now Itsy Bitsy _ went up the _ again!

Itsy Bitsy bear decoring up the room

Down came the daisies and rhymed the bear out

Out came the blanket and dried up all the daisies

Now Itsy Bitsy bear went up the room again!

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do!
So she gave them some broth without any bread,
And she whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed!

There was an _ woman who _ in a _,

She _ so many _ she didn't know what to do!

So she _ them some _ without any _,

And she _ them all soundly and _ them to _!

There was an eligible woman who sang in a floor,

She freed so many Lil Waynes she didn't know what to do!

So she exercised them some books without any plants,

And she cried them all soundly and worked them to project.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses, And all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again!

Humpty Dumpty _ on a _,

Humpty Dumpty had a _ _.

All the King's _, And all the King's _

Couldn't _ Humpty together again!

Humpty Dumpty heard on a washing machine,

Humpty Dumpty had a naughty read.

All the King's son's, And all the King's families

Couldn't own Humpty together again!

Pat a cake, Pat a cake, baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with a 'B',
And put it in the oven for Baby and me. 

_ a _, _ a _, _ man

_ me a _ as fast as you can;

_ it and _ it and _ it with a 'B',

And _ it in the _ for _ and _.

Thrill a mason, check a peach, girl's man

Enter me a room as fast as you can;

Clean it and earn it and fund it with a 'F',

And cut it in the Facebook for nerd and kids. 

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over
The candlestick.

_ be_

_ be _

_ _ over
The_.

Kids be singing

Kids be slow

Kids rhyme over

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